The Politically Correct Lord’s Prayer

Our Father (or Mother, Step Father, Step Mother, Carer or Guardian)

who art in the non-denominational resting place,

Inclusive be thy name.

Thy persondom come, thy will be done,

on earth as it is in the non-denominational resting place.

Give us this day our daily burger and coke.

And forgive us our trespasses,

As we are forced to forgive those who trespass against us by illegally camping on land and refusing to move.

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from those who are not politically correct.

For thine is the persondom, the power of thought control and the glory of human rights,

For ever and ever.

Awomen

With thanks to the Campaign Against Political Correctness

http://www.capc.co.uk