Friday, 16 May 2008

The Politically Correct Lord’s Prayer

Our Father (or Mother, Step Father, Step Mother, Carer or Guardian)

who art in the non-denominational resting place,

Inclusive be thy name.

Thy persondom come, thy will be done,

on earth as it is in the non-denominational resting place.

Give us this day our daily burger and coke.

And forgive us our trespasses,

As we are forced to forgive those who trespass against us by illegally camping on land and refusing to move.

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from those who are not politically correct.

For thine is the persondom, the power of thought control and the glory of human rights,

For ever and ever.


With thanks to the Campaign Against Political Correctness


  1. Are you going back to Crewe? Any updates?

  2. I will not be returning to Crewe during the current by-election. I was only there to help set up the office and cover it until the North West Organiser could take over full time. I do know they have a "Battle Bus" going round the constituency but that's about all I do know.