Thanks to Greg Beaman for pointing out this story, which does have a serious side, but mainly for his brilliant response to the claim from University of Gloucestershire student Nick Levy regarding student initiation ceremonies.
"We had to put matches in private inappropriate areas and set them on fire whilst drinking more beer."
As Greg says
"Are there really parts of the body in which it would be 'appropriate' to stick a match?"
Answers on a postcard please!
PS There are also claims of a student dressed in a Nazi-style uniform encouraging other students to drink excessive amounts. Are Europol aware of this breech of the law? Are European Arrest Warrants pending?