It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.
Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
I think you could do with more training
You don't have a ******* clue, do you?
She's an aggressive go-getter.
She's a ******* power-crazy b*tch
3. Try Saying:
Perhaps I can work late
And when the **** do you expect me to do this?
4. Try Saying:
I'm certain that isn't feasible
Well **** me backwards with a telegraph pole
Perhaps you should check with...
Tell someone who gives a s**t.
I wasn't involved in the project.
Not my ******* problem, mate.
What the ****?
I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
No ******* chance mate.
It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Why the **** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
He's not familiar with the issues
He's got his head up his ******* ****!
Excuse me, sir?
Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Yeah, who needs ******* holidays anyway.