Even Paranoids have Enemies

I have several times likened Hartlepool Council Chamber to the Twilight Zone but it is not just there where reality sometimes seems to be slipping away.

There is a wide and wonderful world of Conspiracy Theorists existing on the World Wide Webb and I came across a wonderful "explanation" of UKIP's alleged woes that addressed almost all of these theories. I repeat it below......

I'm sure the fact that UKIP Leadership cabal is in the secret pay of the Tories to neuter the anti-EU movement will be exposed eventually, just as soon as the Illuminati decide the time is right because we all KNOW The Illuminati Run the World, because all the world's corporate and political leaders are all members of the ancient cabal, or Bilderburghers, or Rosicrucians or Freemasons, or the Trilateral Commission, or the New World Order or Yale's Skull and Bones society or maybe even COMMON PURPOSE and only they know who was on the grassy Knoll the day Kennedy was shot and who was the driver of the white car seen in the tunnel the night Dianna was killed. (Or was she, maybe she faked her death to escape the media's glare). Of course she could be in Area 51 because we all know a space ship crashed near Roswell when it came to take Elvis back to the secret moon base, the one near the World War II Bomber that crashed on the moon and anyway we all know NASA Faked the Moon Landings, The US Government Was Behind 9/11 (or was it the Jews in the US government?) just don't expect a blockbuster film about it as long as the Scientologists Run Hollywood, vetting deals, arranging marriages, and spying on stars, or is it the Jews (again) that run Hollywood, and the Scientologists have to settle for running Tom Cruise. Regardless of that did you know Paul McCartney died in 1969 and was replaced by a look-alike, AIDS Is a Man-Made Disease, KFC is secretly run by the KKK and their Fried Chicken Sterilizes Black Men and anyway it doesn’t matter one way or the other because as revealed by one time BBC reporter David Icke certain powerful people, like George W. Bush and the British royals, actually belong to an alien race of shape-shifting lizard-people and this was about to be confirmed by Princess Diana which was another reason she had to die.

So now we know....., THEY are controlling the vertical, THEY are controlling the horizontal, welcome to THE TWILIGHT ZONE